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Messagepar jadorchat » Mar Fév 20, 2007 8:21 pm


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Messagepar Polka50 » Mar Fév 20, 2007 8:35 pm

[color="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="2"]Les chiens n'ont qu'un défaut : ils croient aux hommes.[/size] [SIZE="2"]Elian Finbert[/size][/color]

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Messagepar jadorchat » Mer Fév 21, 2007 7:44 pm

[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Blue"]AHHHHHHHHHHH non ¨polka , tu ne me feras pas croire que tu as un QI genre trou de gruyère ! ça ne marche pas , pas avec MOA en tout cas ![/color][/font] ;) :D

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Messagepar Polka50 » Mer Fév 21, 2007 8:19 pm

[color="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="2"]Les chiens n'ont qu'un défaut : ils croient aux hommes.[/size] [SIZE="2"]Elian Finbert[/size][/color]

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Messagepar tilou » Mer Fév 21, 2007 9:13 pm

suite

comment expliquer la présence d'un homme a moitié nu, allongé sur le canapé, a son père!
la chose semblait délicate, car le père de la jeune fille n'était pas réputé pour sa gentillesse et sa tolérance avec les quelques rares jeunes gens ayant fréquentés orl (rappelons que orl est une jeune fille très comme il faut, un rien collet monté!)
cherchant a tout prix a éviter une confrontation, elle attrapa le baggy accidenté d'une main, et lord de l'autre, le força a se lever, et l'entraîna vers sa chambre!
"l'est chtarbé la meuf" s'écria le jeune homme
elle 'm fait zapper le dernier clip d'éminemmentcon mon idole le dieu des pouêt"
sans tenir compte de ses récriminations, orl le poussa dans la jolie chambre rose et blanche, avec rideaux dentelles, couvre lit au crochet, et collection de barbie sur les etageres!
une fois la porte fermée, elle poussa un ouf de soulagement!
"il ne faut pas que mon cher papa te trouves ici dans cette tenue, lord!!
tu ne le connais pas ,il est tres sevère et peu devenir violent!!"
"remet ton baggy" dit-elle en detournant ses yeux jusqu'alors fixés ur la moitié inferieur du corps du jeune homme, "et saute par la fenetre, vite!!!"
"atta" répondit le crétin...euh pardon...lord cretin
"t'as dit que tu reparerais mon fut et tu crois que j'vais partir avant que ça soit fait!"
"me prend pas pour un reaublai, zywa, sinon j'te colle une daleman!"
"y m'fait pas rpeu ton vieux, p'tain si y m'fait hiech, j'lui pete les couilles!!"
"d'ailleurs je vais aller lui dire qui j'suis comme ça apres, il aura total respect pour oim!"
"NOOONNNNNNN, hurla orl paniqué alors que lord, toujours en caleçon a l'effigie de son idole précedemment citée, avait deja la main sur la poignée!!

a suivre

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Messagepar orl91 » Mer Fév 21, 2007 9:20 pm

Ptdrrrrrrrrr ! :D
Par contre ma chambre est bleu ! :D
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[font="Arial"]°λuяєℓîє°[/font]

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Messagepar la chachette » Mer Fév 21, 2007 9:33 pm


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Messagepar la chachette » Jeu Fév 22, 2007 12:56 am

Vous l'avez réclamé !!!
Vous en voulez encore ???
Vous êtes fan ???
Vous attendez la suite avec impatience ???

[SIZE="4"]ENFIN !!!... Retrouvez [/size]

[SIZE="3"]Le Roman de l'été 2007, Season One, signé TILOU[/size]

Dans un "post dédié" (expression au copyright déposé par Lulu) !! :cool:

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Messagepar tilou » Jeu Fév 22, 2007 5:59 pm

bien!
ce petit mot pour vous informer de ce qu'il risque de se passer dans l'histoire!
en effet, j'envisageais l'idée de faire faire des choses que la morale reprouve a orl et son cretin!
toutefois, n'etant pas sure de mon idée, j'ai posé la question a lulu et orl sur MSN!
la question, assez abrupte,je le reconnais, etait :

orl veut -elle se faire culbuter par le cretin??

orl, apres avoir repondu par l'affirmative en me demandant seulement de les faires attendre un peu afin qu'ils se connaissent mieux, nousjoue maintenant les divas en disant non!!
heureusement que j'ai des preuves et un temoin!!!





Voila!!
donc vous avez une idée de ce qui va se passer!!!!!!!! :D

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Messagepar orl91 » Jeu Fév 22, 2007 6:07 pm

Mensonges ! :D
Tilou sur la 1ère photo à bien sûr coupé la partie ou je disais que je n'avais pas répondue oui, et que je répondais à Momo à ce moment là ! :rolleyes: :D

Voici les preuves:

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