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Messagepar cindy1973 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 6:26 pm




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Messagepar cindy1973 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 6:27 pm

Je dirai qu'elle est assez tordue.....

Bonne chance!!! :D
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Messagepar lulu » Mar Fév 19, 2008 6:32 pm

Conditionnel passé :confused:
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Messagepar emilie2 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 6:59 pm

Moi je l'abandonne d'office celle-la car je sais que la reponse va etre completement tiree par les cheveux. :rolleyes:
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Messagepar cindy1973 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 7:03 pm

C'est une réponse en 2 volets et lulu a trouvé le premier....
le conditionnel passé.
pour les autres, c'est:
L'IMPARFAIT du PRÉSERVATIF

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Messagepar emilie2 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 7:25 pm

Pffff bah c'est malin !

J'aurais jamais trouve ! Felicitations lulu pour la premiere partie !
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Messagepar cindy1973 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 7:28 pm

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Messagepar emilie2 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 7:28 pm

[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Black"]Portées non désirées ?
Refuges surpeuplés ?
Euthanasies à la pelle ?
Prolifération de chats dans votre quartier ? [/color][/font]

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Messagepar cindy1973 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 9:12 pm

Vincent demande à son veilleur de nuit : "Réveillez-moi à 7h00 demain matin, je dois prendre l'avion pour New York". Le lendemain, le veilleur réveille son patron et lui dit: "J'ai rêvé que votre avion s'écrasait, n'y allez pas". Vincent suit le conseil de son gardien, et comme de fait, l'avion s'écrase.
Il retourne voir le veilleur et lui dit : "Merci, vous m'avez sauvé la vie, vous êtes renvoyé".
Pourquoi ? :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Messagepar cindy1973 » Mar Fév 19, 2008 9:13 pm

Le poids de la terre est évalué à 6 trillions de tonnes. De combien ce poids augmenterait-il si on utilisait un trillion de tonnes de béton et de pierre pour construire un mur ?
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