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Lulu sur la mauvaise pente !

Lulu sur la mauvaise pente !

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Lulu sur la mauvaise pente !

Messagepar orl91 » Jeu Jan 04, 2007 12:30 am

Oui oui, vous avez bien lu le titre du post, Lulu est sur la mauvaise pente ! :(

En effet, notre pôvre Lulu s'ennuit terriblement !
Et pour combler ces grands moments d'ennuis, elle ............. MANGE des vaches qui rient !
Rien que ce soir, entre 20h et 00h, elle c'est tapé 3 boites (oui oui, j'ai bien dit 3 BOITES) de vaches qui rient !!!!! :eek: :D

-Attention pour la suite sortez vos calculettes-

Sachant qu'une boite de vaches qui rient contient 12 vaches qui rient et qu'elle en a mangé 3 boîtes cela donne....
Oui oui, vos calculatrices ne déconnent pas, elle a bien engloutie 36 vaches qui rient en 4h ! :eek: :D

Sachant qu'elle engloutie cette même quantité toutes les 4h et qu'une journée dure 24h (vous suivez ? :D ) et que donc dans une journée il y a 6 fois 4 heures (vous suivez toujours ? :D ) ce qui donne un total de 216 vaches qui rient par jour !!!!
Oui, oui, vous avez bien lu 216 vaches qui rient PAR JOUR!

Ce qui revient à 78840 vaches qui rient d'englouties par Lulu durant 1 an !!! :D

Et ne parlons pas du point de vue financier, en effet les parents de Lulu croulent sous les dettes !
Car une boite de 12 vaches qui rient coûte approximativement 2€ ce qui donne 13140 € par an! :eek: :D

Et je n'ose même pas parler des matières grasses contenues dans chacune de ces vaches qui rient ! :eek: :D
Pour que vous imaginiez un peu la situation, Lulu prend 1kg toutes les 1000 vaches qui rient ce qui donne si mes calculs sont bons 78,84 kgs par an ! :eek: :D


Vous pouvez envoyer vos dons à l'association "luttons contre les vaches qui rient" afin d'aider les personnes comme Lulu qui sont devenues accro à la vache qui rit.
Tout vos dons seront les bienvenues, même 1€, si nous sommes nombreux à participer au final nous récolterons assez d'argent.
(pour envoyer vos dons, contactez moi en MP je vous donnerai mon adresse pour que vous m'envoyer vos chèques, je n'accepte pas les cartes de crédit :D ).

Et si vous avez des conseils pour réduire la consommation de vaches qui rient de Lulu nous sommes preneurs ! :D

Et pour finir, le mot de la fin: "Pourquoi la vache qui rit rit ?" :D
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Messagepar upsonne » Jeu Jan 04, 2007 1:08 am

au moins elle n'aura pas des prob d'ostéoporose !!!

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Messagepar Tchaïka » Jeu Jan 04, 2007 11:27 am

Avant tout un amoureux des chats, et de tous les chats.

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Messagepar coleen7 » Jeu Jan 04, 2007 11:39 am

Lulu mange les vaches qui rit comme ca? sans pain, sans tartines.... :confused: :eek:

Et wi la vache qui rit, rit parcequ elle sait que Lulu va prendre 78kg en 1 an :D
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