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Messagepar coleen7 » Mar Mai 20, 2008 3:20 am

bon, comme d'hab, je rentre du boulot et personne de connecter :confused:
vous pionsez ou quoi... :confused: :confused:

Du coup kj'ai envie de mettre une devinette mais alors vraiment débile :D :D

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[color="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="6"]Comment réanime t'on une mouche qui s'est noyé?????[/size][/color]

je vous ai prévénue, c'est vraiment debile mais je m ennuie à cette heure ci...meme ma Kaline pionse.... :D
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Messagepar tilou » Mar Mai 20, 2008 7:47 am

moi j'pionce pô!!!
je viens de terminer ma troisieme nuit avec une grippe monstrueuse(oui en mai!!!!!:eek :) temperature, courbature, nez qui coule, toux, la totale!!!!
je suis trop crevée pour reflechir à une enigme meme debile!!!!!
mais promis des que je me leve, si je me leve un jour, j'my colle!!!! ;) :D
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Messagepar orl91 » Mar Mai 20, 2008 1:22 pm

Ben on peut pas la réanimer puis qu'elle s'est noyée, elle est morte ! Nan ? :D
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Messagepar coleen7 » Mar Mai 20, 2008 1:46 pm

:D et nan.... c'est pô la bonne réponse...
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Messagepar orl91 » Mar Mai 20, 2008 1:47 pm

On appelle SuperMouche, le héro des mouches, pour sauver la mouche qui c'est noyée ! :D
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Messagepar emilie2 » Mar Mai 20, 2008 2:58 pm

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Euthanasies à la pelle ?
Prolifération de chats dans votre quartier ? [/color][/font]

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Messagepar Babylie » Mar Mai 20, 2008 3:17 pm

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Messagepar Babylie » Mar Mai 20, 2008 3:18 pm

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Messagepar emilie2 » Mar Mai 20, 2008 3:31 pm

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